Unknowing to me my husband had popped out and got some ketchup and cheese slices and after using the cheese slices he'd put them in my handbag.......like you do??
Anyway after all the fireworks had gone off I had to pop to a Tesco local store, I went in and perused the magazines, I've not bought a glossy mag for a while so I had a look, picked up Cosmo and Elle and looked to my side and the security guard was looking at me intently.
Now I know I'm not super glamorous or the hight of fashion but looking through the glossy magazines shouldn't be a crime, so I picked up my choice and walked around the store.
Next thing I know I'm trying to pay for the magazines and the baby wipes that I came in for and the security guard was back!!!!!!!! I whipped out my purse in defiance to show I was actually going to buy the items that I had chosen and unfortunately in my huff had grabbed the packet of cheese slices..........
Oh yes, that's right it looks like I've smuggled a packet of dairylea cheese slices into my bag, I shoved them back in and as they were already opened they flew out like doves who had recently been set free from a cage, I grabbed my purse trying not to make eye contact with the security guard, paid and got the hell out of there.
I sat in the car hoping the full on blush of my cheeks has submitted and calmly text the husband:
"Just avoided been arrested for smuggling cheese slices.......you wouldn't know anything about how they got into my bag did you..........."
2 seconds later
1 second after
"It's a Gouda job you got away with it"